Mars Square Uranus

Mars square Uranus

Mars square Uranus

Remember, on Black Friday, it is considered to be bad etiquette to use a flame-thrower on the shoppers ahead of you in line. (A taser is more subtle, and makes it look like the person ahead of you is having a stroke.) With Mars and Pluto  squaring Uranus and the Moon, beware of acting out homicidal impulses first thing in the morning as shoppers gather for the annual frenzy. Moon-Uranus squaring Ceres may prompt your mother to get out of bed at 3 am for the 5 am grand opening. However, by 5:06 am there may be madness, mayhem, and a sell-out of all discount items. With the Sun trine Moon-Uranus, shopping on-line may have greater appeal. With Venus-Saturn trine Ceres, use the influence of older and smarter relatives to convince Mom to stay home on Black Friday and put off the retail madness for a while. The full list of casualties may not be known until Saturday evening when the Moon is conjunct Eris, and the goddess of discord may be gloating over the broken bodies of Black Friday shoppers. Just in case you need a reminder of last year, check out this story.

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